White House Reveal The Expert Set To Analyse Signature On Epstein’s Birthday Card

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The White House have today moved to put this whole sordid Trumpstein affair to bed, once and for all.

With the chatter growing to cacophonous levels about his friendship with the dead pedo billionaire Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump has had enough.

The latest flair up in the alleged relationship between the pair comes in the form of a 50th birthday book released by Epstein’s estate – containing a treasure trove of scatness.

Amongst that treasure trove is an alleged letter Donald Trump wrote to Epstein to celebrate the big milestone.

The letter is alleged, because the White House says Trump didn’t write it.

Evidence they point too is that the signature from 20 years ago is slightly different to his current autograph – which experts say often occurs over time with people’s signatures as they age.

However, the veracity of the claim is now set to be tested by an ‘independent expert’ who will apparently be able to decipher wheher the signature is legit.

The identity of that expert has since been revealed in an exclusive leak to The Betoota Advocate.

It’s been confirmed that Stevie Wonder will be in charge of analysis.

Stevie was unavailable for comment, and the White House has refused to elaborate in too much detail, but they are adamant he is there guy.

More to come.