White House Claims Trump Was Recruited By FBI to Send Creepy Handwritten Letter To Epstein

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

After a month of escalating media stunts – it seems there is one niggling news story that President Trump is not able to bury, no matter how many dead cats he throws onto the table.

It a true moment of existential reckoning for his rusted-on Middle American voters, new evidence has emerged that shows Donald Trump was actually very close to the former pedophile human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein.

Epstein, a NYC socialite who was suspiciously rich for a man with no formal education outside of a teaching degree, died alone in suspicious circumstances while apparently under guard in a lower Manhattan jail cell in 2019.

However, in death, the full extent of Epstein’s highly complicated global pedophile ring has come to light – with hundreds of high profile billionaires, diplomats and politicians compromised by flight logs and photographs that link them to the dead child abuser.

Donald Trump has long thought to be one of Epstein’s closest associates, but his ability to hijack the news cycle has seen him constantly evade answering the media’s questioning about such ties.

However, this week, US lawmakers have released a handwritten letter, which features a drawing of a woman’s body, as part of a “birthday book” given to Epstein in 2003.

The letter is alleged to have been written and signed by Donald Trump, and was part of a trove of documents released by a US House committee, including the late paedophile financier’s will and his personal address book, which includes the names of royalty, celebrities, models and politicians from around the world.

It seems the White House is now panicking.

Last week, perhaps in anticipation of this letter becoming public, the US House speaker Mike Johnson, tried to claim that Donald Trump was an FBI informant who was working to try ‘to take down Jeffrey Epstein’

The remark was so bizarre that it reportedly confused even Trump’s closest administration officials. Johnson appeared to immediately backpedal from the confusing statement.

But now, with this creepily hand-drawn picture and cryptic message in the public domain, the Trump Administration are once again trying to reframe the President as a secret undercover cop.

“This was all part of the FBI’s plan” said a spokesman for the President.

“Epstein would have never been brought to justice if Trump hadn’t send him those creepy letters. It was through the hard work of our brave President that Jeffrey Epstein is dea…”

“Actually never mind. The letter is fake. It’s not real. Forget about it”