Trump Celebrates Match Winning Hat-trick For Chelsea Football Club, Reports White House

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US President Donald Trump has today wowed the global community, with a stunning display of prowess.

Best known for his feats in the oval office, Big Don impressed the world this morning Australian time after banging a few into the onion bag – reports The White House.

According to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt, Trump put in a stunning display at number 9 for the Chelsea Football Club in the FIFA Club World Cup.

Trotting out to lead the line for the big spending and underperforming glamour club, Trump finally brought some success to Chelsea, by cooly slotting home a hat-trick.

With no other players in the game scoring for either side, Trump claimed man of the match honours and was of course on stage to celebrate the famous victory.

The stunning culmination to the month long cash grab (disguised as a football tournament), saw Trump join the boys on the dais to lift the big shiny trophy.

Speaking about the controversial move from Chelsea player Reece James asking Trump to step down, White House Press-Sec Leavitt blamed it on jealousy.

“Reece was just filthy that a guy playing his first game of football stepped up and finally won something for Chelsea,” said Leavitt.

“There was no way the POTUS was gonna step down after scoring three touchdowns for the team.”

It’s unknown whether Trump plans to make any more sporting cameos, with rumblings that he might trot out for the US National Team at next year’s World Cup.

“Yeah, he’s not just a top class golfer,” laughed Leavitt, ending the conference.

More to come.