Trickle Of Fake Blood Down Chin Provides Context For Lingerie-Heavy Halloween Costume

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Local legal professional, Sandra McDermott (27) has today gone all out as a ‘zombie insta model’ in this year’s attempt at a stand out Halloween costume.

While her parents, as post-war suburban Australians, detest the concept of celebrating Halloween with every fibre of their bodies, Sandy thinks it’s kind of cool to dress up as a scary supernatural ghost.

“I didn’t know what I was going to go as this year, but I’ve been watching a lot of walking dead” she says.

“So I thought I might go as a zombie insta model, haha”

“It’s because instagram models are so self-obsessed, it would be funny if one of them became a zombie, and was like dead but still like, hot?”

“Haha”

However, friends of Sandra’s appear confused by the noticeable lack of gore in her costuming. In fact, if it wasn’t for the thin four cm trickle of fake blood running out of her mouth, they would think she had just had a nervous break down and stripped off for no reason.

“Ohhh, I get it” said one friend, Kelly, who came as the chick from avatar, in full blown body paint with a dreadlocked wig.

“Those undies are really expensive though Sand”

“How much did you spend on this costume?”

Sandra responded by saying haha.