Suzuki Jimny Owner Insulted To Be Lumped In With The Jeep Wrangler Creeps

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A loud and proud Suzuki Jimny owner has been shaken to her core today, after somebody had the audacity to lump her in with the Jeep Wrangler trash.

This comes as the Jimny and Wrangler have similar looks, both featuring a rugged, boxy design with classic off-road cues like short overhangs and a vertical grille.

But according to Jimny owners, thats where the similarities end – as the Jimny is not only superior in every single way, but isn’t driven by complete wankers.

In fact, according to Elsa Hobbs, lumping jimnys in with jeeps is like calling irish people british.

Which is why she took great offence today, when somebody not versed in car breeds mistook her car for a Jeep.

“My friend messaged me saying she was looking to buy a new car, and if I liked driving my Jeep”, says Elsa, pulling a disgusted face, “how the fuck can you get that mixed up with a Jimny?”

“I find it very insulting to be lumped in with smooth brains”, explains Elsa, obviously referring to Jeep owners, “I wouldn’t be seen dead in one of those things.”

“I swear Jeep owners must have a brain injury. Whether that happened before or after they drove a Jeep, I’m not sure.”

More to come.