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Scotty From Marketing Reads The Room And Rocks A Jordan Jersey To Press Club Address
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The Prime Minister has addressed the National Press Club today in Canberra wearing his signature inflammable Tarocash two-piece and a Chicago Bulls jersey over the top.
It’s number 23.
Scott Morrison did not answer questions as to why he decided to wear Michael Jordan’s iconic singlet today.
He did, however, point out to those at the Press Club that he was right and the people who do not share his opinions on things are wrong.
Even if they are experts and he’s just a man who says things.
It’s not known at this point if Scott has forced himself on any other Quiet Australians working at the Press Club today and tried to touch their hands.
Our reporter is keeping an eye on him.
More to come.