Rogue Cousin Just Flat Out Trying To Get The Most Nonsense Haircut Possible Now

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local cousin from dad’s side of the family (aka the weird one) has today made various group chats, after debuting one of the rogue-est haircuts in history.

Betoota raised but Sydney based young man Timmy Henson (28) has set tongues wagging at home and abroad after getting what has been described as an ‘utter nonsense haircut.’

Famous for being a little bit weird and out there, Timmy reportedly decided to switch the mullet up this week, trotting out a new style that can aptly be described as a ‘bowllet.’

While the combination of the mullet and bowl cut has his counterpart cousins chuckling, his uncle Shane has of course asked about whether he handed over currency for the chop.

“Jesus, I hope he didn’t pay for that,” said Shane in the wider family Henson Whatsapp chat.

“Goodness, that’s only a hair cut a mother could love,” said his Aunty Deb.

Timmy’s mother of course came through to clarify that she did not in fact love it, and proceeded to order him to go back to the barbershop to sort it out.

“Haha, I actually didn’t pay for this lid,” laughed Timmy, revealing that he popped into Brookvale Union’s pop up barber shop in Surry Hills to get the fresh do.

“It pays to get a little bit weird you lot,” he told the family.

Before saying that there’s nothing wrong with a bit of nonsense.

“Lighten up, have a bit of fun aye.”

Speaking quietly to The Advocate one of Timmy’s boring sensible cousins confirmed it does appear that the bloke who got his eyebrows shaved off in Year 12 really is trying to get the most out there hair cut possible.

“I’m kinda curious to see what he does next haha.”

More to come.