Rest Of The World Not Sure Why Teenage Boys Were So Keen On Attending An Anti-Abortion Rally

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As American continue to debate what actually happened during the videotaped encounter between a Native American man and a group of high school boys wearing “Make America Great Again” hats outside the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, the rest of the world is wondering what kind of loser teenagers would even attend a Christian rally in the first place.

It is believed a rally for Native Americans rights was wrapping up in the same location, before dozens of white kids from Kentucky’s Covington Catholic High School arrived for the anti-abortion March for Life rally.

The subsequent videos show an awkwardly pubescent teenage boy staring at a drumming American Native with a shit eater grin, as the rest of his peers make tomahawk hand signs.

Teenagers around the world are questioning what kind of dudes go to anti-abortion rallies in their spare time to begin with, and as if that doesn’t make you uncool enough, why would they would go and make fun of a Vietnam Veteran.

“I guess they won’t be getting a root until they get married” said one Australian teenager, Rory from Betoota Ponds High.

“It makes a bit more sense to be anti-abortion if there was no chance in hell that you would ever need to consider it as an option”