Woman Whose Apartment Has A Rooftop Forgot How Popular She Gets This Time Of Year

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Sydney woman that has rooftop access has once again been reminded just how popular

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Local Man Reaches Age Where A Quiet, Drunken Boxing Day Becomes One Of The Best Days Of The Year

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has finally reached the age where a carefree, slightly drunken, lazy boxing day

The Nation

Sydney's Backpacker Community Prepare For A Calm, Clean And Sober Get Together At Bronte Beach

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Sydney’s backpacker community is gearing up for what they’ve promised will be a totally

The Nation

Report: omg lol

In breaking news out of The Dickson Electorate, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton MP has been diagnosed with COVID-19 – which means he might have to send himself to the Christmas Island Quarantine Station/Refugee Concentration camp – where he is likely to be kept awake by the blood curdling screams of that poor family from Biloela that he has kept there for over four months.