Report: omg lol

Report: omg lol

In breaking news out of The Dickson Electorate, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton MP has been diagnosed with COVID-19 – which means he might have to send himself to the Christmas Island Quarantine Station/Refugee Concentration camp – where he is likely to be kept awake by the blood curdling screams of that poor family from Biloela that he has kept there for over four months.

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