Report: Making Sex Noises While Your Mate Is On The Phone To His Mum Always A Good Gag

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

It can be confirmed that making sex noises while your mate is on the phone to their mum is and will always be, a good gag.

The study, conducted by the evidently overfunded university, found that regardless of age, social class, or level of emotional maturity, all blokes can overwhelmingly agree that producing sex noises while their friend attempts to maintain a civil conversation with his mum is “god-tier comedy.”

Speaking to Dr. David Keane just out the front of Betoota Polytechnic out the front of Betoota polytechnic University, our reporter learns more.

“Yeah it’s just funny shit hey”, says the Sociology professor, “especially if someone chucks in a hooooyeahhh!”

Keane briefly pauses the interview to shout ‘can I get a hoooooyeaaah.’

Multiple responses can be heard in the distance.

“It’s also very funny to start saying stuff like ‘Oi Jacob, where’d you put the bong?”

“Good shit.”

More to come.