Report Finds ‘Strong Personality’ Actually Coded Language For Being A ‘Major Fuckwit’

PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT

The Advocate has today confirmed what many have long believed to be true.

A report conducted into the nature of coded language has found that the term for describing someone with a ‘Strong Personality’ actually means the person is a ‘Major Fuckwit’.

Linguists from the University of Betoota were thrilled to make the exciting discovery. They suggested that their findings could be applicable in helping the population to avoid the most toxic kind of people.

Professor Melissa Shoebridge had this to say about the findings.

“We think the popularisation of this discovery will reduce the chances of encountering a ‘Major Fuckwit’. The term ‘Strong Personality’ (SP) has often been used as a shield for people with major personality flaws.

“Most people are kind, and they will give the benefit of the doubt to an SP but as our findings become more mainstream, people will be more cautious about these major fuckwits.”

The research outlined some classical SP tropes including being incredibly opinionated on non issues, stubbornness, refusal to take accountability for the way that they are and being loud in public places, especially pubs.

Researchers did acknowledge that on occasion SP’s had the capacity to be ‘kind of funny’ but this positive trait was ultimately overshadowed by their other brutal personality aspects.

Professor Shoebridge was excited about the findings and believed the public would ultimately embrace the news.

“We need to call a spade a spade, these SP’s are Major Fuckwits and we now have the empirical evidence to back that up,” she said.