Physio Thinks You Don’t Have A Full Time Job Based Off The Number Of Exercises She Gave You

TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact

Laura Adams’ eyes once again glazed over this afternoon at her fortnightly physio appointment, after her physio gave her a list of exercises consisting of at least 10 weird and seemingly useless stretches and movements.

Adams’, who is seeing the physio for her weak feet, explains to The Advocate how she has resigned herself to a life of pain because there’s “no way” she could possibly find the time to actually do all of these exercises.

“I have a full time job and an hour commute”

“Just when am I going to find an extra 30 minutes to do these exercises?”

When asked if she’s aware that her clients have full time jobs and better things to do, Right Move physio, Danielle Right, revealed what may be a physio’s biggest trade secret.

“It’s the 50% rule. A client will only ever do half of the exercises you give them, so you just double the exercises and then they’ll end up doing what you actually need them to do” she says while tapping her index finger against his brain.

Upon hearing about the 50% rule, Adams’ frustration only grew.

“Well that’s just stupid, give me the bare minimum. I don’t have time to play their nerdy physio mind games”

At the time of press Adams had yet to start even the bare minimum of exercises, but she insists she will start tomorrow.

More to come.