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After a day of damning ICAC inquiries, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has this afternoon fronted the media with some big revelations.

Ms Berejiklian is speaking after her explosive appearance at the independent crime commisison in which she admitted a personal relationship with disgraced Liberal MP Daryl Maguire, who decided to cut a dirty deal with the Chinese after he found himself $15,000 in debt.

Gladys admits she “stuffed up” in her personal life but says she intends to keep serving as NSW Premier.

However, she will stop dating fuck boys effective immediately.

“It’s very difficult for someone in my position to have a private and personal life, and I’m very upset at what has transpired,” she says.

“And he was an Aries to boot. I should have known. The girls warned me”

“My sisters warned me”

“He wasn’t a good guy. He was a fuckboy”

Berejiklian’s admissions today, in which she claims she was in no way fully aware of the extent to which Daryl Maguire had fucked up over the years, has been received well by the electorate. She is now polling at 95% as the preferred state leader for scorned Sydney girls who have seen bad luck with the low quality of men available in their city.

At time of press, the NSW Premier was last seen unwinding over a couple bottles of bubbly with her sisters, while playing Beyonce’s ‘Lemonade’ from start to finish.

MORE TO COME.

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