Nation Politely Tells The United States To Put A Tariff On Ligma

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The former ‘leader of the Western world’ has today been given a serious reality check.

The United States of America is reeling after it’s plucky long-term ally Australia went BANG a short time ago.

Following a big week of fucking us over with these sussy baka tariffs, the United States has now been told to put a tariff on Ligma.

The request to slap a 25% sanction on the crucial Ligma industry has reportedly rocked the current President of the United States.

Similar to his lack of knowledge of that 368 billion dollar submarine deal he’s a part of called AUKUS, President Trump was forced to admit he wasn’t fully across Ligma.

“What’s Ligma,” the President was heard asking his team, after being presented with the memo from Australia.

The question prompted half the room to erupt into laughter, with the other half scrunching their face and staring at the ground or the ceiling.

Eventually Trump’s right hand man Elon Musk quickly googled Ligma, before informing the President that Australia was requesting he “lig our balls.”

The President was then left SEETHING, refusing to comment and demanding everyone leave the room.

Australia is now also considering calling for a tariff on Sugma, and asking if Donald Trump likes Imagine Dragons.

More to come.