Melbourne Man Stoked To Find A Gym That Won’t Cost Him 10% Of His Pay Cheque

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local Richmond man has today taken some time to sit down with our humble regional newspaper and take us through a little win in his life.

Carlton Malvern (31) explained to The Advocate that he’s been quite pleased to stumble across a new gym in his area, one that won’t require him to fork out an arm and a leg every single week.

“Mate, gone are the days of joining some cult gym where I’m expected to become a disciple of their particular way of working out,” he laughed.

“And pay well over a hundred bucks a week for the privilege of it…”

“And have to deal with narcissistic aspiring influencers who are only there to film themselves for the gram.

“A nice clean little win ya know.”

Malvern says the new Revo Gym around the corner from his place on the way home from work has been the thing responsible for coming in hot and plugging a large hole in his weekly credit card spending.

“Like 13 bucks a week. All the gear ya need and a mad set up,” said Malvern.

“They had like a 9 dollar option, but for an extra couple of bucks you get shit like a massage chair and pilates.”

“You’re losing money not going for the 13 dollar option if you ask me haha.”

“Considering I used to pay an eye-watering amount to some bespoke HIIT gym run by a flog that I hated going to.”

“So yeah, happy days.”

“Particularly going into the silly season,” he laughed.

“It will be needed.”

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