Mate Who Is Studying Psychology Definitely Psychoanalysing This Friendly Conversation

EFFIE BATEMAN

Lifestyle

It can be confirmed that your mate who’s studying psychology is almost definitely psychoanalysing everything you say, just as you suspected!

Such is the case for local woman Darcy Wheaten, who suddenly found herself revealing all intimate details about her strained relationship with her mother, whilst having a coffee with her friend Sera at Betoota Grove’s ‘Fox in the Hole’ cafe yesterday morning.

Having not seen each other in a long time, Darcey had expected the catch up to be a lighthearted one, where they regaled each other in all the highs and lows of the past year.

But just like a frog slowly getting boiled in a pot, Darcey was blissfully unaware she was being asked a series of very loaded questions.

“So how’s the new job going?” Sera had asked, her brow crinkled in concern, “I remember you saying something about your boss? That you didn’t get along very well, was it?”

“Oh yeah we’ve been butting heads a lot. I just really don’t like being micromanaged and she hates giving up control”, said Darcey.

“Hmm I see. Is she at least better than your last boss? I recall you didn’t see eye to eye with her either, right?”

Darcey nods furiously, before taking a big sip of her cappuccino.

“Yeahhhh… I don’t know, they’re both bad in different ways, I guess. I just think I’d be better off working on my own.”

Clasping her hands together, Sera queries what Darcey’s relationship with her mother is like.

“Oh um, yeah not good haha!”

“…Wait, why are you asking that?”

More to come.