Masochist Goes Back For Another ‘Precautionary’ COVID Test

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact

A young Betoota Heights man with a slight temperature and scratch throat has gone back for another precautionary COVID-19 test today, just days after his last one.

Mikey Daltone has had 89 coronavirus tests in three months. The 27-year-old had his first one after coming into contact with a cousin that returned home from New York City displaying a number of symptoms.

“And I’ve been hooked ever since,” he laughed.

“I just really love it. I love the sensation of being tested for this virus. I don’t know what I’m going to do when this is all over and I’ve got to get someone to do it to me who’s not a nurse.”

When this masthead read Mikey the definition of a masochist, he smiled and said that was a pretty accurate description of him.

“We’re all something, I guess,”

“And I’m a masochist. Honestly, if you think you might be a masochist, go and get tested for the Miley Cyrus. You’ll know then and there if this shit gets you fucking going!”

More to come.