Man Transitions Seamlessly Into Fatherhood By Not Rubbing In His Sunscreen

LEEROY PERCIVAL | Local News | Contact

A local paddle boarder has this week made a seamless transition into his role as a father, by applying about 5 times more sunscreen than is necessary and not making any reasonable attempt to rub it into his skin.

After a few double-takes, Trevor Hendy, a senior town-planner and avid Rodriguez fan, was spotted during his metamorphosis at Betoota Heads on Sunday morning with a 2.5L pump bottle of 50+.

Hendy was seen to be relishing in his new regime, which comprises of a 2km paddle around the manmade beach at Pattersons Dam, before strapping his 3-month old daughter to his chest and joining his wife and bulldog at the Beachside Farmers Markets.

“It was a very natural transition” Hendy admitted.

“Before fatherhood, I spent a deal of time on the application and focused on efficiency an even consistency. Where as now, I feel at complete ease of looking and feeling like a seagull shat all over my face. It’s a beautiful thing”

As he made his final declaration to The Betoota Advocate, we know that under all of that Banana Boat, his face would have shone with a sense of contentment and accomplishment.

“I feel I’ve completed now, the evolution. Like a beautiful albino butterfly emerging from it’s cocoon, a boy in the bachelor market, to a man in the property market”.

“Fuuuuuck it’s in my eyes it stings fuck fuck fuck”