Man That’s Really Into Beard Grooming Also Loves Smoked Meats And Shit Beers

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A 38 year old man who’s really into his beard also happens to be into smoking meats and shit craft beers.

Damien Hurle, a 38 year old man who’s extremely into hyper-masculine branded beard oils and trimmers, is unsurprisingly a frequent visitor of hobbyist meat smoking and bbq expo’s.

“I forgot if I started going to meat festivals because of the beard or if I got the beard because of meat festivals, all I know is they both reinforce my idea of masculinity” Damien explained while sipping a “Get This Shit Into Ya” Indian Pale Ale craft beer can.

Friends say Damien’s entire personality can be summed up by the combination of beard oil scent, charcoal smoke and the faint lingering stench of aggressively hoppy IPAs that cost $11 a tin.

Damien swears he’s not trying to project an image, insisting it’s simply who he is, despite only getting into beer well into his 20s.

Despite Damien’s defensiveness, his instagram is a visceral hodgepodge of brisket close-ups, selfies of his highly groomed beard, and him hanging out at breweries.

When asked what lay on the horizon, Damian said he was deeply considering an adoption of whisky bars and imported cigars.

“I’m waiting until i hit the big 4-0 for those ones, but it’s a natural next step all things considered”