Man From Gerringong Bad At Rugby League

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A stunning revelation has been uncovered in Rugby League country.

In some breaking news from the harbourside city of Sydney, it’s been confirmed that a man from Gerringong is actually not very good at rugby league.

Levi Nicholson (31) from God’s Country (aka Gerringong), has been outed by a former high school mate as the very opposite of an athlete.

“Mate, he had hands like feet and would struggle to run a 20 second hundred I reckon,” laughed his mate.

The shocking revelation about the young man from the home of the mighty Gerringong Lions – comes after his mate just got a gig at the same company in the big smoke.

“Yeah we all just assumed he was good at footy because he was from Gerringong,” laughed a colleague who spoke to The Advocate under the condition of anonymity.

“Like obviously he’s a goofer, but we just thought he was one of those deceptively athletic guys who could rip it up on the wing or whatever.”

“But apparently not.”

“I’m rattled.”

It’s believed Levi is the first adult male to come out of Gerringong in over 50 years, who isn’t good, or hasn’t been good at footy at any point in his life.

“Yeah, obviously it’s not something I’m proud of,” said Nicholson in a candid conversation with our humble regional newspaper.

“But, hey, I pull in over 200k working in IT and have a fulfilling life with my wife.”

“So you can all go and fuck yourselves.”