Local Woman Smashes Personal Best In Gym After Spotting Her Hot Gym Crush

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Local woman Erin McCarthy (27) has obliterated her personal best at the gym this week, fuelled entirely by the presence of her hot gym crush.

“I was just scrolling Insta on the treadmill, then he walks in and I crank that thing up, next thing you know, I’m running!” she said, still red in the face from both exertion and thirst.

“He is just gorgeous. Tall, muscular, a bit of a man bun thing going on. And he wears these short shorts… they really let his quads speak” Erin blushed.

Known to previously tap out of planks at the 20 second mark, Erin reportedly held one for over two and a half minutes after hot gym guy dropped down beside her.

“I couldn’t have him thinking I was weak. My abs are still screaming.”

When asked if she would ever talk to him, Erin responded with:

“I’ll start small,” she admitted. “Like pulling up a bench next to him. Maybe eventually I’ll say hi, and then later down the line we’ll get married.

In one particularly strategic move, she positioned herself behind the hyperextension machine just to admire his legs in motion.

“It was honestly like art. I didn’t blink for the whole set.”

As for Erin, she’s setting her sights higher. “I might even try a chin-up tomorrow,” she said. “If he’s watching.”