Local Office Worker Receives Daily Steam Notification From Mate Who Works From Home 

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT

A steam notification on her work laptop has confirmed a bloke’s long held suspicion, that his mate who works from home fucks around all day.

Speaking to The Advocate, Dylan Ploughman, 33, explains that he downloaded Steam on his work laptop a couple of weeks ago to play Age of Empires 2 with his friend Liam, who he has since discovered spends a LOT of his work day playing games.

This comes as Steam’s sends notifications when a friend plays a game, as part of the default settings.

And according to Steam, Liam has a lot of game breaks throughout the day – with Dylan revealing he received notifications at 11:15am, 2:20pm and 4:30pm that said Liam a.k.a ‘Donglover69’ was playing Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.

“Liam’s always been vague about his work, and now I know why”, says Dylan, with a scoff, “he says he has a ‘tech consulting’ job, whatever that means.”

“Meanwhile, he’s playing bloody games all day!”

Dylan admits his vitriol stems mostly from jealousy, because he knows Liam makes roughly twice as much as he does, for half the workload.

“Fucking hell, I need to get one of those jobs hey.”

“Do a couple of phone calls, go on a few quests.”

“Sure beats coding all day.”

More to come.