Local Mum Too Scared To Ask What a Labubu Is But Assumes It Slang For Genitalia

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A local sexagenarian from Betoota Heights has today quietly confided in The Advocate that she’s quite lost on a certain topic of conversation.

Said topic, which she keeps hearing about, is that of the these Labiabubus (sic).

Or Labubus.

Or whatever.

Speaking to our reporter from the popular Betoota Heights cafe the French Press, Angela Thomas (63) said she’s actually too scared to ask what the thing is.

“It’s sounds filthy,” she laughed.

“I keep hearing it mentioned by the kids and the nieces and nephews, but I don’t really understand.”

“Apparently one of my nephews went out and got a Labubu on the weekend.”

“Which sounds bad right?

“And I certainly don’t want to put into my phone and search it.”

After taking some time to listen to her concerns, our reporter decided to explain there was nothing to worry about and that the Labubus are just some dumb line of plush toy collectibles that people are losing their minds about for no reason.

“Oh so just like the ooshies?” asked Angela.

“Now I get you. Okay, that’s a relief.”