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A poor local woman has found herself having a sensory meltdown last weekend, after her boyfriend made her spend an hour and a half painstakingly making their way through the four horsemen of sensory overload.
Also known as JB Hi Fi, EB Games, Chemist Warehouse and Culture Kings.
The woman in question, Anita Costa says though she likely has some neuro divergent tendencies, she believes that even the most sound minds would struggle to get through that much assault on senses.
Having started things off at JB Hi-fi to pick up headphones, Anita says she was almost left in tears by the time they backed out of the parking lot of the Betoota Heights Westfields.
She tells our reporter more about this awful event.
“We did back to back JB Hi Fi and Chemist Warehouse, so there was a lot of yellow”, explains Anita, grimacing at the memory, “and then to EB Games.”
“Fortuantely for Jason but unfortunately for me, there was a sale on.”
Anita says she was able to grit her teeth through all the primary colours and fluorescent lighting, when her boyfriend revealed he needed to make a ‘quick duck to Culture Kings’ to look at some anime hoodies.
It was then that Anita came undone.
“Hearing Drake being blasted at max volume was the last fucking thing I needed.”
More to come.