Local Manlet Pulls A Bob Katter After Mates Take The Short Jokes A Step Too Far

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle

A local short king has had a Bob Katter-esque level explosion this week, after his mates took the short king jokes a step too far.

For those who are unaware of the hierarchical structure of men’s friendship groups, there must always be one bloke that everyone makes fun of.

His sacrifice ensures that the group maintains its equilibrium, whilst providing a constant source of entertainment.

Unfortunately Ian Hon, who stands at 5’6, that man is him.

This has resulted in him developing a simmering resentment towards his mates that has unfortunately now reached boiling point, as the token bully of the group, Dave decided to take things too far yesterday.

“I’m fucking sick of the fucking short jokes it’s not fucking funny and it’s not fucking original either”, seethed Ian, “you’re all fucking morons and deadshits and I’m over it. Yeah I’m short. Nick is fucking fat. Why don’t you make fun of him? I can’t fucking do anything about my height can I?”

Noticing his mates appear to be stifling laughter, a furious Ian doubles down.

“Nah I’m fucking serious just try me, I’ll knock you out. I’ve had it up to here with you fucking cunts”, he said, raising his hand up to his face.

“Oh so not much then”, quipped Dave, which sent them all into hysterics again.

More to come.