Local Hero Going Way Too Hard In Work Mixed Sports Competition

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local man who needs a bit of a reality check has today been urged to pull his head in by a couple of his colleagues.

Craig Henderson (26) was served up a couple of filthy looks and some extremely choice words after deciding to treat his work’s mixed football tournament like a World Cup.

“Jesus mate, what a clown,” said one of his female colleagues, who copped a rather heavy bump when trying to receive a pass from a teammate.

“Carrying on like it was a Cup final at Wembley…”

Notably middling at any sport he tries (hence the overcompensation), Henderson is alleged to have made a couple of strong tackles on members of the opposite sex, as well as some over the top shots power blasted around the frame of the goal.

However, it was reportedly the slide tackle on Phoebe from the Comms team that finally drew the spray from one of his colleagues.

“Yeah you can’t be doing that,” said colleague Frank.

“Fuck me.”

“That’s the type of shit that ruins someones month or year.”

“I’m not really sure who exactly he’s trying to impress, but I told him in no uncertain terms to pull his head in.”

“Not exactly like any prospective partners are swooning at him nearly breaking someone’s ankle.

“Silly boy.”

Craig has yet to respond to The Advocate’s request for comment.

More to come.