Local Battler’s Suggestion To Staycation At The ‘Hotel Motel, Fireball Inn’ Quickly Shutdown By Girlfriend

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A young Sydney mans anniversary plans went up in flames this morning.

The incident occurred after his girlfriend refused to entertain the idea of a ‘romantic weekend away’ at the CBD’s newly revealed Hotel Motel Fireball Inn.

James Cameron, 25, has been quietly obsessed with the Fireball Inn ever since it appeared during his routine toilet TikTok scroll. While Sophie, 24, was picturing the Hilton suite with champagne on arrival, instead James had his heart set on Hotel Dowing’s Room 305.

From James’s point of view, Room 305 isn’t just a room, it’s a 5 star, luxury experience for anyone who gets around a Fireball shot.

“Babe come on you love a cinnamon shot,” laughed James.

“Wdym, it’s elite” James explained. “Fireball wallpaper, Fireball robes, a circular Fireball bed. There’s even a bubbler that only pours Fireball.”

“The sickest part? Pitbull’s ‘Hotel, Motel’ blasting through the speakers, on repeat from check in – check out”

“I’m telling you it’s going to be an anniversary for the memory books” James continued unconvincingly.

What sounded live heaven on earth for James, to Sophie, the idea felt “scat and closer to Guantanamo Bay”.

James insists though she’s missing out.

“I reckon Mr Worldwide would forth it when he’s in town, plus it’s only running for the month of October” James continued.

With Sophie putting her foot down, James decided to pivot to making the booking a bucks weekend instead.

“I’d rather take people who’ll appreciate it” he told The Betoota Advocate.

“She really has no idea what she’s missing out on.”

More to come.