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A hot bachelor from Betoota Heights has sent his followers into a frenzy this week, after posting an instagram story of a delicious dinner he made.
As a good looker in a small town like Betoota, James Bennett, 34, is reported to be a very sought after bachelor, both by his followers and women and gay blokes at the local Cross fit gym he attends.
However, as his endless slew of thirst traps suggests, James hasn’t been looking to settle down – until now, that is.
Speaking to one of the women who orbits his friendship circle, The Advocate learns there have been small signs in his Instagram posts that hints he’s now rebranding to hubby material.
“I think he might be on the lookout”, says Chelsea, who admits she’s been thirsting after James for roughly two years now, “there’s been fewer gym mirror selfies and more wholesome content.”
Chelsea says her suspicions were confirmed when James began posting images of meals he’d cooked from scratch, using the type of stove that made it evident he lives alone in a studio apartment.
“Posting delicious meals is a sure sign he’s becoming a tameable breeder”, explains Chelsea, “that, and the drip feed of ‘Uncle Jamie content.’
“Now is the time to strike.”
More to come.