Liberals Criticise Indians For Not Assimilating Into Our Cricket-Loving Culture Of BBQs And Small Businesses

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Forget the radical Islamists, forget the ultra-Zionists. Forget the sovereign citizens and the white supremacists.

The biggest threat to Aussie way of life right now is the Indian-Australians.

That’s according to one of the Liberal Party’s most promising young voices, Jacinta Nampijinpa Price – a Northern Territory senator that many have dubbed ‘a future Prime Minister Of Australia’.

After making a name for herself by telling rednecks it was okay to say the things they were thinking during the Indigenous Voice referendum, Jacinta Price’s has made waves in Parliament for her firebrand commentary.

A part from occasionally stirring up the LGBTI community for no real measurable gain, Price is well-known as the loose-lipped reactionary that caused Peter Dutton enormous grief in the the back-end of the 2025 Federal Election – for simply telling it how it is.

Since his crushing defeat, she has been tipped as potential leadership material. After changing parties from the Nationals to the Liberals not even a week after the election. She was ultimately unsuccessful in her bid to undermine Sussan Ley as leader – but has kept championing the causes she believes are most important to everyday Australians.

Namely, the Indian-Australian problem.

And it seems that Price’s vendetta against Australia’s generational subcontinental community must be party policy, because so far the only two Liberals that have distanced themselves from her racist remarks are suburban Sydney MPs who are now at risk of losing their jobs because of a high population of Indian voters in their electorates.

Leaders of the Federal Opposition are still refraining from offering an apology to Indian-Australians after Price gravely offended the diaspora by describing them as imported Labor voters, and many of Liberal MPs have rushed to her defence.

It is not yet known what triggered Price to target Indian-Australians, especially given the fact that Alice Springs isn’t exactly a hot spot for migration, but many assume it’s because her entire political ideology is based on the edgy tweets she reads from faceless incels in far-right American echo chambers.

But with no apologies offered from the party, it can now be assumed that the Federal Opposition feel the same way as Price, and will likely be campaigning on the fact that Indian-Australians don’t assimilate into our cricket loving nation that champions small businesses and the rights of faith-based individuals who love grilling meat on coals.