Liberals Criticise Australian Diplomats For Not Licking The Boots Of Foreign Governments That Talk Shit About Us

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

Australian diplomats are facing fierce criticism from within Parliament house for not rolling over and letting more important governments talk shit about us.

The Federal Opposition is furious this week after the people that have been elected to represent Australia on the world stage refused to let our own democracy be ridiculed by an unhinged foreign government.

This comes after the Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu took a break from starving children to death and bombing hospitals in the occupied Middle Eastern region of Gaza, and instead dedicated a week to lashing Australia for not unconditionally supporting him in doing such things without any clear military objectives other than to cause as much pain and dehumanising trauma as possible.

Netanyahu said Australia’s decision to recognise a Palestinian state – which is actually not quite as radical as the Australian media is making it out to be given the fact that the UK, France and Canada have already done it themselves – was an “appeasement” to the terrorist group known as Hamas.

He went on to label the Australian Prime Minister as ‘weak’ and compared Australia’s position to Adolf Hitler’s invasion of Czechoslovakia in 1938.

While the Prime Minister Albanese did not bite back, the Australian Health Minister has labeled Netanyahu’s comments as ‘ridiculous’. The Home Affairs Minister offered slightly more punch by remarking that ‘strength is not measured by how many people you can blow up or how many children you can leave hungry’

Netanyahu then doubled on his comments by saying the PM’s reputation was ‘forever tarnished by the weakness’

While this kind of shit talk has pissed off Australian voters from every corner of the political spectrum, Netanyahu’s comments have been validated by prominent voices within the Liberal Party, who seem to agree that Australia’s own interests and our sense of dignity is not as important as the feelings of the Israeli Prime Minister.

Senator James Paterson says the Home Affairs minister’s response to Netanyahu was “incredibly reckless and inflammatory” which he should ‘frankly apologise’ for – and remember that Australia’s place in the world insignificant compared to real countries like Israel, which means that we should take this shit lying down.