Liberals Continue Quest To Win Back Middle Australia By Making Extremely Rational And Logical Claim That Albo Is A Nazi Sympathiser For Wearing A Joy Division Shirt

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The Australian Liberal Party are this week continuing on their long road back to government by taking a wildly popular stance with mainstream Australian.

The political organisation that were decimated at the polls this year before being decimated by their coalition partners the Nationals, are doing so by kicking up a massive stink about the Prime Minister wearing a shirt for one of the most popular bands of all time in the Western World.

The purveyors of ‘anti-woke’ ideology have hit the media to attack the PM for a Joy Division shirt, which is an apparent display of his N*hsee (*changed for algo reasons) tendencies.

Despite constantly banging on about cancel culture and not being able to say anything these days, the suspiciously named SuSSan Ley said Albanese wearing the shirt was a “profound failure of judgment.”

“At a time when Jewish Australians are facing a rise in antisemitism, when families are asking for reassurance and unity, the prime minister chose to parade an image derived from hatred and suffering,” she said, in regards to the band that came 4th in the Hottest 100 Songs of All Time (no not the one from this year, the one from like 15 years ago that the pretenders don’t even remember happening.)

Albanese has responded by saying he’s getting on with work, after a trip that saw the Liberals hammer him for not sacking US Ambassador Rudd after what most people can admit was a pretty successful meeting with our closest and powerful ally.

It’s not known yet whether Ley will continue to pursue these weird takes, or if she is being deliberately fed them by people in her party to try and white ant her out of the leadership.

It is however known that trying to turn a popular band from back in the day into a culture wars issue is definitely going to win back their deserting voter base who once thought the Liberal Party represented the ‘sensible centre’ and middle class.’