Hollywood Concerned That A.I Might Come Up With Something Better Than Red Text On White Background

Hollywood Concerned That A.I Might Come Up With Something Better Than Red Text On White Background

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Hollywood execs have admitted that their greatest fear is that A.I will one day be able to replicate the golden era that was the red and white movie poster era.

It’s believed that if A.I is ever able to recreate the quality of movies that came about during the era where every light comedy flick had a red and white cover, then the organically human made film industry would completely collapse.

With heavyweight titles such as Epic Movie, Norbit and American Pie, the red and white cover genre has long been the end goal for silicon valley’s A.I tech industry.

“It may seem crazy, but we believe that one day it will be possible for A.i to create art at the level of these titles, completely on their own.” Said a spokesperson for the A.I industry.

“Just imagine, movies like Hitch, Wedding Crashers, and Cheaper By The Dozen. Every. Single. Day.”

“Completely new, light hearted plots that you can half pay attention to, that won’t offend anyone and that the whole family can follow along”

“We’ll be rich,” He said.

Despite much of the general population having very low trust in the rise of A.i, many have begun to change their opinion if it means these kinds of movies are going to make a return.

“Look, A.i freaks me out, but If humans aren’t going to return to this glorious era of cinema then I’m ok with a complete A.i take over” Said Daisy Sharp (29), a local film buff.

Some have speculated that the traditional movie studios have been hard at work on multiple sequels to many of these quintessential 2000s movies.

“We want to assure the people that we are aware of the heavy demand for this era and we are hard at work trying to re-energise this sub genre while also maximising profits.”

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