Gymgoer Left With Box Shaped Norks After Being Betrayed By Sports Bra’s Removable Padding Yet Again

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

A local woman has been yet again betrayed by the removable bra padding in her sports bra, as yesterday’s afternoon gym session saw her constantly rearranging bra pads that refused to stay in one place.

Brandishing the offending bra in question, which reveals a pair of contorted bra pads peeking out from underneath the fabric, an irate Francesca Dumoyne, 29, tells our reporter that she’s sick to death of ‘these fucking stupid things’, and that the last thing she needs when dropping a squat in front of a gym crush is rocking some box shaped norks.

“Whoever designed removable bra padding needs to be rounded up and shot”, says Francesca, who’s not one to mince words, “they’re bloody useless, uncomfortable and stupid looking.”

“Like yeah, apparently you’re supposed to take them out and wash them but no one does that, and if I did, they’d probably end up in the same place that half my socks have disappeared to.”

“Maybe I’m just a stinky girl, and that’s fine. I don’t care. But I’m sick of having to finger the holes in my sports bra to uncurl those stupid things.”

“I don’t need another pad to constantly readjust.”

More to come.