Girl Gets The Ick After Watching Adult Man Tie Shoes With Bunny Ear Technique

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Bella Allen (31) has found herself stifling a gag this afternoon after watching her now ex-crush tying his laces.

The ex-crush, Tim Marcs (30), bent over to fix his laces while the pair waited in the queue for croissants at Dune, the new world class croissant institution in the French Quarter.

While tying laces in itself is not a grotesque act, the method Marcs employed definitely is. The grown adult man tied his laces using what is known as the ‘bunny ear’ technique.

The bunny ear technique is a way to teach absolute beginners how to tie shoelaces, whereby you loop the two laces into a bunny ear shape and then cross one bunny ear over the other, then tuck it under and through the hole created between them.

Speaking with The Advocate, Allen shared how disappointed she was that shoelaces turned out to be hot-boy-Marc’s Achilles heel.

“Whhhyyyy” she groaned.

“He was so perfect in every other way, then he had to go and do this”

“Honestly grow up, or go get a pair of Saloman’s so I don’t have to see you tying laces like a 6 year old.”

When pressed further, Allen revealed that she would actually have preferred to learn Marcs wore velcro shoes, or was one of those people who pronounces ‘thing’ with a ‘k’ on the end.

It’s understood that Allen continued to wait in the queue next to Marcs despite no longer being attracted to the man.

More to come.