Fox Sports Accidentally Introduce Next Generation To Hilarious New Hand Gesture

KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT

A hilarious new hand gesture is getting thrown up on school ovals and handball courts today as Australia’s youth learn some things about Middle Eastern cultures, from the types of media organisations who’d prefer to ignore that Middle Eastern people exist.

As the Rugby League media circus continues to flare up following the weekend’s match between the Bulldogs and the Tigers, it’s believed kids across the Nation have been doing the ‘khod gesture’ towards one another all week so far.

Considered the white anglo version of flipping the bird, the ‘khod’ is a hand gesture that until now has only been shared amongst Middle Eastern mates, or tense tradies who are about to punch on at traffic lights.

But now that the pearl clutchers at institutions such as Fox Sports and the Murdoch press attempt to distract the Australian public from the huge protests that happened on the weekend, or the actions of one prominent journalist who decided he’s get bucks party level drunk then play real life dodgem cars on the streets of Sydney – widespread coverage of the Khod has only educated the next generation how to say a more ethnic version of “fck you!”.

Speaking to Mrs Noelene Rothfield-Ritchie, a year four teacher at West Betoota Public School, it’s believed primary school kids have been twisting their hands up all morning.

“All recess the kids were doing that little hand wiggle towards each other, I thought it was a trending TikTok dance to be honest,” Mrs Rothfield-Ritchie told our reporter.

“It wasn’t until the PE teacher Mr Mason told us all in the staff room what it really meant, we were quick to ban it from the school yard.”

“Off the record, I think it’s good they’re sharing cultural knowledge like this, it’s more worldly than the lessons we pull out of the current school curriculum.”

More to come.