Footy-Agnostic Girlfriend All Of Sudden A Broncos Supporter

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A Betoota Heights woman has today revealed a big piece of information to her partner.

Aisling Myler (28) has confirmed that she is now actually a pretty big Broncos fan.

The bombshell revelations following a life spent not really giving a fuck about footy.

“Yeah it was news to me,” said her boyfriend and local Storm fan Dave Phillips.

“She’s never seemed to care for footy at all,” said the man who spends way too much time watching blokes chase around a patch of grass.

“And now all of a sudden she’s telling me to eat one this weekend, because her beloved Broncos are gonna win it all.”

“Weird.”

Speaking to The Advocate about her new found fandom, Aisling said a recent TikyTok wormhole made her change her nationality to Bronx Nation.

“Yeah goodness me,” said Aisling.

“They got me.”

“Wow, I’m certainly a big fan of some of those play makers,” smiled Aisling.

“Reece’s eyes, my god.”

“He’s welcome to drink out of my toilet anytime.”

“And no offence to the two wingers last weekend, but I’d love my beautiful boy Jesse Arthars get a run.”

“And daddy Patty,” she sighed.

“Me oh my.”

“Anyway, let’s go Broncos.”

More to come.