Financially Illiterate Greens Supporter Appalled By PM Schmoozing Leader Of World’s Biggest Economy

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A 27 year old inner city art student has revealed her horror at the meeting between Albo and Trump earlier this week.

Sofia Hurley, the daughter of a magistrate judge and a well-known art dealer, has lived in her city’s once working-class inner suburbs ever since her parents bought the place as an investment.

She now insists that Prime Minister Albanese has “let the country down in a big way.”

She believes Albo should have stood up to what she calls a tyrannical populist, who also happens to lead the nation with the world’s largest military and economy which has the biggest single impact on the lives of everyday Australians, apart from China.

“It’s just like, why are you trying so hard to get along with him? He’s such a bully!” Sofia insisted, while still refusing to get off her parents allowance for the same reason when it comes to workplace authority.

“This was such a huge chance for Australia to stand up and fight for something!” she added.

Albo, who somehow managed to pull off what many are calling one of the most successful meetings any foreign leader has had with President Trump, has been widely praised across the political spectrum for steering what was expected to be a very rocky exchange.

“We have absolutely zero clue if Trump just woke up in a good mood, or if we did something, but either way this is a huge relief” explained an aide to Prime Minister Albanese.

Sofia says she plans to process the news by hosting a community art installation about late-stage capitalism and global moral decay on the top level of an old building that used to house a family of 6 that her art collecting mum purchased a few years back.