Facebook Marketplace To Introduce New ‘Yes It’s Fucking Available’’ Auto Reply

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

As of November 2025, Facebook marketplace will have the option to click a button in messenger that says ‘yes its fucking available’, which will be a shortened version of the original message pitched ‘Yes it’s fucking available because I still have it listed you dumb fuck.’

This new rollout is set to markedly improve the lives of user experience of marketplace sellers, with some reporting they’ve received hundreds of ‘is this available messages’ when listing furniture for free.

Speaking to one Betoota Heights woman who just did a mass moving out sale, The Advocate learns that people also don’t seem that keen on actually going ahead with a sale after enquiring about its availability.

“I just don’t understand. If it’s not sold and not pending then it’s fucking available, no?”, sighs Simone Patel, “just give me a time you can pick it up.”

Though frustrated, Simone sheepishly admits she has been guilty of shooting through a ‘is this available’ in the past.

But now that she’s on the receiving side, she feels a burning hatred for every person who wastes her time.

“They ask ‘is this available?’, I say ‘yes it is’, and then just, don’t fucking answer?”, she seethes, “now imagine if it’s fifty people doing that.”

“Fuck me.”

More to come.