What The Fuck

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In some breaking news from the self proclaimed Home of the Brave and the Land of The Free, a rather scat letter has been revealed.

Lawyers for Jeffrey Epstein’s estate have given Congress a copy of the birthday book put together for the financier’s 50th birthday, which includes an alleged letter with President Trump’s signature on it.

The letter is ‘alleged’ because the US President said the letter that doesn’t exist.

The White House claimed that the peculiar creepy letter sent to Epstein, is in fact doctored, and was never sent at all.

While it’s yet to be confirmed that Trump sent the letter with his signature on it, to a man he’s had a long connection to, it has been confirmed that regardless of whoever is responsible for it – it is fucking gross.

“Yuck dude, what a gross letter,” said one local news consumer from the cafe two doors down from the Betoota Advocate’s Daroo Street news room.

“I mean maybe Trump can claim he didn’t physically write it because it’s not hand written, and he probably got someone else to type it out for him,” he continued.

“But it creeps me out big time.”

“The slightly changed signature line is such bullshit too lol,” said the man in regards to the argument that Trump’s signature from 20 years ago isn’t his because it’s a tiny bit different.

“Anyway, it’s fucking gross. I don’t wanna think about it anymore.”

The sentiment is also shared by the White House, who are considering just bombing another country to distract everyone from this latest damning connection to the deceased pedophile billionaire.