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A local tough guy from Betoota Heights has today spoken to The Advocate about a topical issue around town.
Following a spate of recent incidents involving dogs throughout the broader Diamantina region, Brad Harrison has moved to quell the unease amongst some members of the community.
“Bro, people need to chill out stereotyping dogs,” said the 29-year-old who would rather die then get one of those pussy ass little hand bag dogs.
“Like I’m so sick of people talking shit about dogs like Diesel, because he looks a bit staunch,” continued the man who owns a staffy that looks an awful like an American Pitbull Terrier*
“Hashtag Don’t Bully My Breed.”
“It’s all about the owners, and nothing to do with the actual type of dog,” explained Brad, who owns a large dog descended from a line of animals bred initially to kill Bulls, before being honed into a dog that killed other dogs.
“Like apart from that one time at the park when Diesel was off leashing and he latched onto that labrador, he’s never really been aggressive.”
Brad’s claims come despite plenty of anecdotal evidence that when Diesel is on leash he has displayed behaviour that looks like he wants to kill other dogs.
The concreter and aspiring MMA fighter who has always flirted with wanting to be about that life, said owning Diesel has nothing to do with wanting to look staunch.
“Man, they are beautiful dogs with a really kind temperament.”
“It’s just when someone fucks with them they don’t like that.”
“So you can get fucked if you wanna talk shit about my dog man,” said the man ending the interview and taking a strong step towards our reporter.
More to come.
*The Advocate would in no way like to cast the aspersion that Brad has an illegal dog with forged paperwork from a dodgy breeder saying it’s just a staffy.