Dan Andrews Does His Back Slipping Down Xi Jinping’s Stairs After A Couple Too Many Tsingtaos

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The former Chairman of the Soviet Republic of Victoria has today come a cropper, after a couple of cordials on the Tianjin Tiles.

Chairman Dan, also known as Dictator Dan, has apparently had a bit of a fall, after heading back to Chinese President Xi Jinping’s place for a bit of a session.

The session comes off the back of the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation summit, which featured leaders of half the world come together for a yarn, while the West continues to eat itself.

Of course, America and the EU are freaking out about the fact that China, Russia and India feel emboldened to have a conversation without having an erratic property mogul standing over the top of them – leading many here in Australia to criticise Chairman Dan’s involvement with the summit.

With a few other bender lords coming through to Xi’s place down on the Peninsula, Chairman down was apparently ploughing through the Tsingtaos’ like a finance bro on a Chinese banqy long lunch.

That consumption apparently then lead to Chairman down tumbling down the steps out the back of Xi Jinping’s place, with the most powerful man in Victoria being taken to hospital for treatment.

It comes a couple of years after that fateful fall during lockdown, when much speculation was rife about how he did his back.

Currently, Dan is in a stable condition with no real concerns for his health, with some suggestions he may have just wanted to be put on a drip to avoid a hangover.

More to come.