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The world is today rejoicing some welcome good news.
Those in Australia have awoken to imagery of hostages being exchanged by Palestine and Israel, as a ceasefire looks set to hold for another few days at least.
The olive branch between the two sides is believed to be the final act in the decades long conflict, with the war in the Middle East finally over.
With the surviving members of Gaza returning home to their piles of rubble, it’s now believed a long lasting peace will descend upon the region.
With no schools, hospitals, public infrastructure, clean water, means of producing food and the only prospects of employment being as servants to the Israelis on the other side of the border – the people of Gaza are now set to flourish.
This comes after an even handed war between two equally matched sides that has left over 65,000 people dead and a nation the size of Sydney looking like an apocalyptic pile of rubble.
The cause of that war was solely the holding of hostages by the Hamas terrorist group, which meant one of the most advanced militaries in the world had to accidentally bomb the fuck out of schools and hospitals and gun down helpless, starving civilians looking for food at a handful of aid centres.
However, with those hostages now released, Gaza and Palestine can go back to living a nice life.
“Yes, an average male age of 14 and not a single school or library in the region bodes well,” said a local geopolitical expert and South Betoota Polytechnic.
“It definitely won’t lead to a radicalisation of an entire cohort of people who have no access to education and bear hatred towards their neighbours who wiped out countless people known to them.”
“No way in a thousand years could that happen.”
More to come.