City Pub About To Get Absolutely Smashed By A Post-Dry July Overcorrection

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

It’s August 1st, time to let the dogs out!

That’s according to pub managers in Betoota’s central business district, who reckon they’re set to experience an unprecedented surge in traffic this afternoon as sober curious office workers over correct by getting rip roaringly drunk.

This comes as the end of dry July fall on a Friday – which just so happens to the business bloke’s preferred day of drinking.

This blessing by the gods is sure to result in many PwC workers waking up with a very sore head tomorrow morning, as they shove a month’s worth of craft beer down their gullet to make up for lost time.

Sean Ryker, owner of popular gusto pub, ‘The Tooted Horn’, says he has multiple kegs of Stone and Wood and bottles of Sauvignon Blanc on standby for the surge of RMs that come running into his pub come 5:01pm.

“They already started to trickle in from midday for their ‘lunch meetings’, chuckles Sean, ‘I may as well remove all the happy hour signs, I won’t be needing extra foot traffic today.”

“I expect by 5pm, this joint is going to look like a real estate convention.”

More to come.