Buckingham Palace Secretly Hoping The IRA Comes Through For Another Clean Up Of Royal Pedos

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT

EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS: A British man now known as ‘Andrew’ has been officially stripped of his royal titles, according to Bucking Palace.

The disgraced former royal has officially vacated the Royal Lodge that he had been hiding out at, after King Charles reportedly insisted on his brother’s estrangement from the famiily – as the former Duke faces a private prosecution over alleged child sex offences and corruption.

Criminal investigations have been consistently pushed by advocacy campaign groups amid the mounting pressure and shameful revelations that have emerged with the posthumous publication of one of his alleged victim’s memoirs.

In a statement tonight, Buckingham Palace confirmed Andrew would “move to alternative private accommodation” after the King initiated a “formal removal process.”

The Palace said the eviction was “deemed necessary,” even though Andrew “continues to deny the allegations against him.”

This is a major development in the scandal surrounding what now appears to be a global crime child trafficking syndicate, involving the many billionaires, world leaders and royals who have been tied to the sex-trafficking American socialite Jeffrey Epstein.

While the majority of names on the alleged ‘Epstein List’ remain classified by American Intelligence agencies, the Royal Family’s decision noe clarifies the smoke bellowing from a fire that could tear multiple western governments apart.

“Their Majesties wish to make clear that their thoughts and utmost sympathies have been, and will remain with, the victims and survivors of any and all forms of abuse.”

It is not yet known where Prince Andrew will live, and what he will do for funny, and whether or not he will ever be invited to family events again.

While the Royal Family’s decision to label him persona non grata appears to be the right one, it is not known if it will save them from any further PR disasters.

Really, at the end of the day, the only way for this all to put to bed is for the Irish Republican Army to place gelignite on a boat and blow him to smithereens like they did to the last high profile Royal pedo.