Bloke Wearing Those Weird Toe Shoes Definitely Has Some Bizarre Outdoor Hobby He Wants To Talk About

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A local man proudly sporting those weird outdoorsy toe shoes definitely wants you to ask him about his weird shoes and his bizarre outdoor hobby that he definitely has.

Zeke Jameson (33) has spent the past hour aggressively tapping his feet while getting coffee with a friend, desperately hoping to draw attention to his shoes, despite this, his friend still hasn’t looked down or asked what the fuck he’s wearing on his feet.

“Well actually i’m a long time off-road unicyclist and I’ve also recently gotten into frog catching down at the local creek, fascinating stuff really…” Zeke keenly explained to the Advocate completely unprovoked.

Zeke, who has become fond of wearing those weird toe shoes in public, is slightly disappointed by the lack of curiosity he is receiving from friends and family.

“I really thought this might be a good strategy to get people asking questions about my outdoors hobbies, I’m sure it’s only a matter of time”

Zeke then launched into a 14 minute TED talk about the health benefits of foot freedom.

Witnesses say he also pulled out his phone to show The Advocate and anyone else that would listen about his favourite off road unicycling trails.

“This one is a challenge, but the down hill at the end makes up for it” Zeke said before sliding to another trail he did while on holiday in Slovenia.