Barnaby Joyce Calls For Big John To Be Put Down

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One of Australian politics’ greatest headline generators has struck again today, it can be confirmed.

Barnaby Joyce, the two time former Prime Minister of the country has raised eye-brows after calling for a popular English content creator to be put down.

Calling an impromptu press conference, the Member for New England issued the stunning and controversial statement this afternoon.

Echoing his famous threats to destroy Johnny Depp’s dogs, Pistol and Boo, Barnaby said it’s time to send a strong message on borders and biosecurity.

“Who knows what remnants of Beef and Black Bean sauce are still on the big fellas body and belongings,” said Barnaby of the popular English creator famous for eating Chinese and saying the word Bosh.

“The Black Bean is a serious threat to Australian farmers, and if Big John wants to bring that into the country, then I’ll personally put the bloke down myself.”

The confusing statement on biosecurity comes after Big John revealed he was detained in Australia in regards to visa breaches, with a flight home bearing his name.

The reason for the quick return trip comes from the fact Big John probably said he was coming for a holiday, when he intends on stopping into a number of events and saying the word ‘Bosh’ multiple times.

However, in light of Barnaby’s recent comments, it seems like heading back to Romford might be the smartest play.

More to come.