Aspiring Renters Quietly Give Each Other Another Nod After 5th Home Inspection Of The Morning

Aspiring Renters Quietly Give Each Other Another Nod After 5th Home Inspection Of The Morning

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A pair of couples circumnavigating Betoota have today crossed paths once again.

Desperately trying to secure a place to live, both sets of couples are currently on a journo to inspect as many open houses as feasible.

Which means they need to have a war room worth of strategy to ensure they hit as many liveable places as physically possible.

However, it’s an issue they are not alone with, as renters around the country struggle to find an affordable place to live (aka a human right).

Which has been the case for Jase and Lauren, and Sheena and Robbo, who have now crossed paths 5 times on a single morning.

Quietly nodding at each other as they scramble quickly into another mould ridden shithole to quickly film a 2 minute POV video before trying to get a read on whether they can quietly overbid to secure the place.

“Fuck, they’ve been at every place we’ve been to,” sighed Lauren.

“They look like they are on a bit of coin too.”

“Maybe we should try bid a bit more babe?” said Lauren, in regards to the illegal but some times necessary practice.

“Or we just give up,” sighed the defeated young man battling a hangover and the logistics of hitting 7 different locations in a 3 and a half hour period.

“Move back in with your parents or some shit.”

“I don’t know any more.”

More to come.

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