Albo Debuts Stunning New Americanized Rig After 48 Hours In The States

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

The Prime Minister of Australia has today revealed to The Betoota Advocate the toil this recent American trip has taken on him.

Set amidst a dull roar of outrage over his ability to snag a meeting with the most volatile global leader on the planet, the PM says the last couple of days have hit him like a brick.

“Oh hanging out with the Don was no dramas at all,” laughed Albo.

“I was always pretty confident of snagging a meeting with the big fella, and obviously knew a nice selfie was going to go down a treat with some of my detractors.”

“But fuck me I forgot how they live over here,” he sighed.

“I think if consumed a regular week’s worth of calories each day, and I haven’t really even been on the piss.”

“No wonder they hate universal health care” laughed Albo.

“Give the amount of shit they put into their bodies.”

“I think jabs and paracetamol are the absolute last of their worries.”

The Prime Minister raised his concerns after consuming roughly 4.6 litres of soft drink and nearly 2 kilograms of deep fried food in the short space of time.

“Mate, good luck trying to find some fresh produce in this place.”

“I’ll be glad to be back home, let me tell you.”

More to come.