Adobe Acrobat AI Summarises 300-Page Report Into One Paragraph, Watches Boss Only Read The Headline

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT

A local office man has today gone and stuffed himself, after a rather underwhelming interaction with his boss.

Andrew Childers (32) from our town’s slowly gentrifying fibro Flight Path District, did so a short time ago after attempting to show the boss some of his handiwork.

“Yeah stuff me right,” sighed Andrew.

“I went and used the new Acrobat Studio to summarise the key findings from a big 300 page report,” he continued.

“Got it into a one-page option and a paragraph option thanks to the little AI assistant.”

“Which is crazy right. Like wild.”

“And he just looked at the headline quickly before taking a phone call and telling me it’s all good.”

This comes after Adobe unveiled its latest creation, a groundbreaking platform called Acrobat Studio.

It’s a move that’s got tech experts and office people looking to stream line their jobs buzzing, with Acrobat Studio now able to whip static files into dynamic interactive hubs powered by AI.

“I mean, I know AI did it for me in a few seconds, but the boss wouldn’t even be able to edit a PDF, let alone distill the key findings from the report,” said Andrew.

“So he could show a little bit more appreciation for what I, (and Acrobat) did.”

“I mean I guess he probably could do it if I showed him around the ropes of the new  Adobe Acrobat Studio, but I’m not sure I’m inclined to after his performance today.”

“No Agentic AI for him,” laughed Andrew.

More to come.