18-Year-Old Real Estate Agent May Just Be The Dumbest Cunt You Have Ever Had To Treat Courteously

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact

It can be confirmed that a freshly spawned real estate agent may be one of the dumbest cunts to deal with, due to the ungodly combination of being a former private school teenager with no life experience.

Such as the case for a couple in the French Quarter, who had the hellish experience of lining up to see a rental yesterday afternoon.

Though navigating a pokey one bedroom with fifty other desperate people was humiliating enough, Daniel (31) and Roisin Denning (33) also had the bonus of having their life in the hands of a real estate agent who looked like he got his first pube a week ago.

The couple says they both felt their hearts drop when they spied the smug looking teenager standing at the entrance of the apartment building, with so much gel in his hair, it was practically a gelatinous shell.

“Fuck me, not only are the young real estate agents dumb as a box of rocks but they’re bloody vicious”, says Daniel, “if you think the average agent doesn’t have an empathy chip, the younger ones are so much worse.”

Roisin agrees with this sentiment, adding that their last agent, who looked to have been twenty at most, was still withholding their bond over ‘hair left on the carpet.’

“It’s so humiliating arguing with someone who wasn’t even born when Shrek came out”, says Roisin, who often uses the 2001 comedy smash hit as her yardstick.

“Anyway, guess we’ll find out if a boy straight out of high school has decided we’re worthy of getting an apartment!”

More to come.